Drink: No
Smoke: No
THC/Marijuana/Vape/Pot: No
Illegal Drugs: No
Technically legal drugs for recreation: No
Drive illegally (I do not have a license since I have seizures): No... though maybe if the hospital were one block away and someone were dying
Gamble: No... with the caveat that I absolutely do open video game chests and buy chest keys sometimes, love video game skins. And that once a year I play a family NCAA basketball bracket
Play cards: No, if you mean 2-10, J-K, Ace. I know you are trying to trick me into gambling
Go to a drag show: I doubt it. I am a teacher and this feels really awkward, although I think it is an okay thing to do. I have never been to one
Go clubbing: Um... I have gone on cruises, and had a great time, with my parents and other family. But I have really only "gone clubbing" two times in my adult life. Once was in college around 2002ish, to a goth club in Cambridge. The other was in grad school at LSU in 2015ish. I enjoyed the first one, but it was not really me, and was definitely college. The second one, ugh... I couldn't hear anything, I couldn't drink, and I was over 30. It was horrible! So: Probably not unless there's an ocean and a virgin daiquiri involved
Cheat on my partner: NO GO TO HELL
Sex for money: NO GO TO HELL. People keep bringing this up because they think I am hot, right? Because I keep repeating that I have been in two monogamous ten year long relationships over the last twenty years, without cheating... so whoever's delusion this is, must have something to do with their own sexual fantasies?
Go to a protest: Not nearly as likely as you think, probably not, no. I can't drive, have serious health problems such as seizures, and am allergic to red pepper. I am not willing to die to protest most of these causes. Holding a sign does not seem like a good reason to die.
Make political phone calls: No..... but maybe... but probably not... So I usually say no to this the first half dozen times, then have a half hearted yeah I know it's important conversation, because it is. But I am extremely shy, awkward on the phone socially, awkward socially in general, a little hard of hearing, and politically unpopular as a nonbinary gay transman with an international family and partner, partner and I disabled. After a brief discussion, everyone generally concludes, nah, nobody really wants me to phone bank anyway. And it's not clear that I can be there reliably at the scheduled time anyhow or get there in person at all because of my disability.
Door knock politically: No wtf? I can't drive
Walk 10 miles through the snow up hill both ways to a job at McDonalds: No